2. You truly believe your bra is more attractive than your breast (like the $350 Eres bra in the boutique around the corner from my house, now that is beauty),
3. You decided to get down to business, and left the top half untouched (if you know what I mean),
4. Or, you’re in the midst of some mad, passionate, heat-of-the-moment, Michael Douglas meets Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct moment (but wait, even he managed to get her bra off)
I mean seriously, bra’s are like god punishment to women. Metal rods, tight straps, oh my. If you managed to get the top off, I would think the bra would come with it. But what do I know. I live in San Francisco, and this is sex, and “The” city. Maybe they do it differently in New York.