Thursday, December 4, 2008
Fact 1: Everyone hates something about their body.
Fact 2: Almost everything is fixable (if you have the money to pay for it)
boobs to small, get breast enhancements
nose to big, get a nose job
too fat, get lipo
jacked up teeth, go to the dentist
Fact 3: The only thing that doesn't have a buy-it-now solution is height
You can wear high heels all you want, put if you are shorter than 5'10 you will never be a model.
And this is why I look at pretty pictures and drool. Because at 5'5 the one thing I would change can never be fixed. Instead I will spend my days in marketing. Aww, I should have been a ballerina.